What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 03:23

-All the bad guys are black.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What species of fish are horse mackerels?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What have I done wrong? How can I start over?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-J W Pepper
How can someone feel more FTM when AMAB?
Dr No
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever